It's Bacon Tie!
Never feel under-dressed for for special occasions again - Bacon Tie is extra crisp!
No need to risk frying bacon shirtless anymore - Bacon Tie is extra greasy!
Looks so good you won't believe it's not really bacon. It's Bacon Tie!

It's actually a Bacon Tie T-Shirt available on society6 now: 
http://society6.com/JeffSzuc/Its-Bacon-Tie_Print