Texas Tea, well Texas Espresso at least.
This barrel of brew is an exact scale model of a standard oil drum. It also holds a standard shot of espresso - 2 ounces. But it's anything but a standard way to drink your favorite kind of coffee. It's definitely not, ahem, crude.
Also, no ecological damage if contents are accidentally spilled!
3D printed in various colors of porcelain by SHAPEWAYS.