The Sad Sliced Onion

  • The Sad Sliced Onion
     
    Once there was an onion. 
    The cook sliced it
    And the cook began to cry
    Boo! Hoo! Hoo!
     
    The mother came to comfort the cook
    And as she leaned over the sliced onion
    The tears splashed from her eyes
    Drip! Drip! Drip!
     
    Then the father arrived 
    To comfort the mother
    And he began to cry
    Mrump! Mrump! Mrump!
     
    The little boy came to comfort the father
    And when he came near the onion
    Tears rolled down his cheeks
    Wah! Wah! Wah!
     
    And they all cried
    Boo! Hoo! Hoo!
    Drip! Drip! Drip!
    Mrump! Mrump!
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!
    All over an onion.