5 Dollar THANK YOU!!!!

For a 5 dollar donation, You will receive a very special Thank You postcard that's stamped, addressed to YOU, then thrown in the trash.

$10USD
10 Dollar POSTCARD!!!!

For a 10 dollar donation, You will receive a very special Thank You postcard that's stamped, addressed to YOU, then thrown in the trash. You will then receive a DIGITAL photograph of the THANK YOU card in my very own TRASH CAN.

20 Dollar PHOTO OF POSTCARD!!!

For a 20 dollar donation, You will receive a very special Thank You postcard that includes a Unique Note! It is then stamped, addressed to YOU and thrown in the trash. You will then receive an ANALOG photograph of the THANK YOU card in my very own TRASH CAN. This will be mailed to you in a HANDWRITTEN ENVELOPE

$27USD - YOUR JOB LOT FUTURE

I will PERSONALLY fill out a job application* for YOU and ONLY YOU to Ocean State Job Lot, arguably one of the North East's greatest stores. At the soon to open North Main Street SUPERSTORE you can find a vast selection of mostly GREAT GOODS. IMAGINE IF YOU WORKED WITH THESE DEALS!?!?!! Not only will I fill out the application, but I will also BE YOUR REFERENCE!!!! *Must provide Social Security Number. Mother's Maiden Name, height, width, and handedness. OS Job Lot is an equal-op employer.

35 Dollar SUBMARINE RECORD!!!!

A 35 dollar donation gets you an ANALOG photograph of the ALBERT DEMUTH self titled debut album SUBMERGED IN WATER. The album being submerged is limited to 300 copies, this album includes a DOUBLE SIDED SILKSCREENED COVER, WRAPPED IN GOLD FOIL, THEN SIGNED BY THE ARTIST. Item will be mailed to you in an ENVELOPE.

65 Dollar COWBOY KICK!!!!

Gets you a digital movie sent to YOU and ONLY YOU of the ALBERT DEMUTH self titled debut album being kicked by Albert in a pair of BLACK Cowboy Boots. The album being kicked is limited to 300 copies, this album includes a DOUBLE SIDED SILKSCREENED COVER, WRAPPED IN GOLD FOIL, THEN SIGNED BY THE ARTIST.

75 Dollar COWBOY KICK!!!!

Gets you a digital movie sent to YOU and ONLY YOU of the ALBERT DEMUTH self titled debut album being kicked by Albert in a pair of TAN Cowboy Boots. The album being KICKED is limited to 300 copies, this album includes a DOUBLE SIDED SILKSCREENED COVER, WRAPPED IN GOLD FOIL, THEN SIGNED BY THE ARTIST.

125 Dollar STRIP OF FILM!!!!

Gets you the 16mm Black and White negative sequence of a movie sent to YOU and ONLY YOU of the ALBERT DEMUTH self titled debut album being kicked by Albert in a pair of Cowboy Boots (color at your choosing! Must be tan or black) . The 16mm negative features an album that is limited to 300 copies, this album includes a DOUBLE SIDED SILKSCREENED COVER, WRAPPED IN GOLD FOIL, THEN SIGNED BY THE ARTIST.

250 Dollar ICED COFFEE!!!!!

I will ride my MOTOBECANE bicycle to a local coffee shop where I will order an iced coffee for myself and for YOU. We will chat about our day for up to 25 MINUTES in person. Or up to 12 MINUTES over the phone. Phone conversations will get a DIGITAL picture of the Iced Coffee that you could be enjoying with Albert DeMuth.

500 Dollar CAR RIDE!!!

I will rent a MINI COOPER from Enterprise Rental Car. Located in Cranston, RI. Declining the insurance, Drive the car to your house (must be within 20 miles) We will then go to the nearest WENDY'S. I will order French Fries and a FROSTY. You will be able to order whatever you would like. (up to 12 dollars!!!). We will leave a bag of fast food in the back seat after returning the car with LESS GASOLINE then what they gave us. After doing so, You will receive a FLAME DISTRESSED album!!!!

1000 Dollar PIZZA PARTY!!!!

Available ANYWHERE in the UNITED STATES. I will order a LARGE PIZZA (limited to 1 topping, ALBERT STYLE!!!!) from a local PIZZERIA every odd numbered day of the first week of January in the NEW YEAR. Pizza will be DELIVERED to your house. FREE OF CHARGE. Hours in which pizza will be delivered are subject to the discretion of Albert DeMuth and your local pizza establishment. Along with this tasty reward you will also get a WATER DISTRESSED version of the album! MAILED TO YOUR HOUSE!!!!!
 

THE 5800 DOLLAR SUPER PRIZE!!!!
You will fly/boat/drive to Rhode Island to hang out for the day/night/weekend with Albert. (winner must arrange transportation and lodging) I will take you around to all of my favorite spots, this includes Spike's Junkyard Dogs where I will get a veggie dog with saurkraut, swiss cheese and spikes mustard, this comes with poodle fries. (a curly french fry variety). I also like to mix soda water with pink lemonade. I will show you the proper proportions for MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT. They usually have the history channel on, we will watch an episode of whatever is on at the time. (may include Ancient Aliens, CURSE OF OAK ISLAND). Then we will get matching ankle tattoos of the date of our hang out. If you do not want a TATTOO we will get our BELLY BUTTONS PIERCED. You will also receive a limited edition T shirt that features my face on it that I've been wearing around for the last 8 years. Along with all of these rewards you will also get a WATER and FIRE DAMAGED version of the ALBERT DEMUTH self titled debut album. Limited to 300 copies, this album includes a DOUBLE SIDED SILKSCREENED COVER, WRAPPED IN GOLD FOIL, THEN SIGNED BY THE ARTIST.