An artificial grass portfolio book (only a few ads) with Lavazza espresso and coffee beans for dirt.

An unconventional approach when sending your portfolio in the mail to a creative director at an ad agency.

Goes with the whole, "inHouseAlien, follow the white rabbit" theme. Plus I love espresso. Figured it would be better than using actual dirt.....with real grass....with real random bugs and worms crawling around.

Ew, ya know? Imagine getting that in the mail.

inHouseAlien Ads. Series of ads showing what it would be like having your very own inHouseAlien working at your ad agency.

The cockroach love letter is from the perspective of a two-inch roach that watched me work many late nights at a previous position and crawled up my arm a couple times. 

Humor, love, deception, and oatmeal with blueberries. A love story unlike any you've ever read before.