Augh God. There are few things I love as much as a Bieber scandal, partly due to my unabashed love of Justin Bieber. Ask anyone. I was PUMPED to be able to draw this today. The Biebs was behind bars for galavanting around at 4 a.m., drag racing a friend in some swaggy Lamborghinis (you could not believe how terribly I just butchered that spelling). Not only was he being a complete douche in a residential area. He was also A.) drunk B.) probs on drugs C.) not cooperating with the cops and D.) had an expired license (how does your license expire if you’re only like twelve). I digress.
Say what you want. I’m just really unsure we all wouldn’t be as douchey if we grew up like that. I mean, I can’t know. Truly.
Moral of the story:
Bieber’s being a douche and probably needs new friends/rehab.
Selena Gomez can do miles better (and is).
I will still wear JB’s perfume on a daily basis because it smells like dreams.