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Unfalteringly Biased. Always Fresh. Est. 2014
Augh God. There are few things I love as much as a Bieber scandal, partly due to my unabashed love of Justin Bieber. Ask anyone. I was PUMPED to be able to draw this today. The Biebs was behind bars for galavanting around at 4 a.m., drag racing a friend in some swaggy Lamborghinis (you could not believe how terribly I just butchered that spelling). Not only was he being a complete douche in a residential area. He was also A.) drunk B.) probs on drugs C.) not cooperating with the cops and D.) had an expired license (how does your license expire if you’re only like twelve). I digress. 
Say what you want. I’m just really unsure we all wouldn’t be as douchey if we grew up like that. I mean, I can’t know. Truly. 
Moral of the story:
Bieber’s being a douche and probably needs new friends/rehab.
Selena Gomez can do miles better (and is).
I will still wear JB’s perfume on a daily basis because it smells like dreams.
I’ll say it. I’m a churchgoing lady who can jive with the word of Bill Nye the Science Guy. Quelle horreur! 

Tonight, was pretty big in terms of Creationism vs. Evolution, as the Creation Museum in Petersburg, KY hosted a great debate between Bill Nye (team science) and Ken Ham (team God?) The two rattled back and forth over the big issues like education, global warming, etc. 

Well, I’m pleased to report that by the end of the night, we have solved the issue! #loljk I’m not sure what was supposed to be accomplished. It’s not like people on either side of the topic will be persuaded. 

If my opinion has a place anywhere (I assume if it does, it’s on my blog (harrr). And here’s to hoping I don’t shoot my employability in the foot by doing this, BUT, I’m going to ever-so-gingerly say that why could God not have been like, “and let there be evolution”? Now, I’m not really getting into the thick of it, like should it be taught in school? I don’t know. There’s so much broken in public education, this is just kind of like that weird skin layer on top of soup that’s been sitting out. There you have it. Ehh.
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