Completely original soft sculpture Vampire Squid with introductory text.

 

"Meet Gary, from New Jersey. He'd prefer it if you called him by his goth name, Volter, Dark Denizen of the Night. Despite being a Vampyroteuthis infernalis from birth, he's more of a poser than a real goth (it's a common misconception that Vampire Squid are gothic by nature). He doesn't like the music, but decided he did like Sexxy Deth Chixx, and didn't have any luck picking them up before. Towards that end he donned a cape and started writing cheesy vampire poetry on napkins. I still don't think he's had much luck, but hope springs eternal. He's also not Christian, but thought the cross completed his "look," so you can probably persuade him to take it off if it offends you."

Wallet moth for fluttering out when you're out of cash.  You might want to catch and save it, since it is your last moth.

The Monster Under Your Bed is made of lint.  Next time you may want to vacuum to keep from evolving into a sentient life form.

Built from a pattern developed at The Puppet Kitchen, this puppet scarf means that although the winter may be cold, you need never be alone.